“Was that time better?” you said.
“It’s supposed to hurt,” I said.
I know,” you said, and put both hands on me. “But, I guess I mean, but what is it like?”
“Like putting a whole grapefruit into your mouth.”
“You mean it’s tight?”
“No,” I said, “I mean it doesn’t fit. Have you ever tried to put a whole grapefruit into your mouth?”
The laughing was the best part.